We, Safe Boating is No Accident have determined to expand our presence on teh Internets.  We seek to achieve the following:

• To spread the truth, which is non-existent
• To promote the interests of friends, neighbors, and ourselves
• To analyze (respectfully) the world around us
• To “cut the shit” and practice responsible honesty
• To post “silly pictures” of ourselves and our contemporaries
• To give our audience a space to call us “snarky assholes”

and for these ends:

• To post as often as possible
• To post (hopefully) thoughtful reviews of the work of national/local artists
• To post and provide commentary on the happenings of our “local scene”
• To not take ourselves too seriously (we might need you to call us snarky assholes)
• To glorify and promulgate the rarities in our own record collection.

We promise to be considerate neighbors here on the web, keeping our voices down and confining our outlandish sex romps to weekend nights. We hereby present the blog/website of  Safe Boating is No Accident to the world. Come all ye scenesters, hipsters, wanderers, fellow bloggers, fellow musicians, fellow travelers, vampires, trolls, people who called us “fggts” in high school, and even our dear friends @ the Colorado Music Buzz; This blog is for your consideration and criticism. Have at it. Just remember that we love you.

Love,

Leighton J Peterson

CEO- Safe Boating is No Accident Industries LLC LTD FTW